INSANE CLOWN POSSE

From the beginning, it was foretold that six Joker's Cards would come, and after that, the End of the World. Four have come, two will come. The re-emergence of the first two Joker's Cards, more powerful than ever, and the promise of the reawakening of the next two, is a warning that the past Joker's Cards are not gone, but await the fulfillment of the prophesy. Those who have eyes, let them see the wisdom and the warning of the six Joker's Cards.

"Well, kind sir, I hope that you have enjoyed your excursion in our little freak show so far! Admittedly, I didn't believe you would be able to withstand the horrors contained here, but you have more than proved me wrong. And these were no petty terrors: the Homeless Drunk, the Vicious Gangbanger, the Rotting Crackhead, the most horrendous freaks the ghettos has to offer. You witnessed them all, and you didn't turn away. Why, you even found them funny! Amazing! It's been a long time since I've seen someone of your particular tastes. Because of this, I have a special treat for you. An exhibit I don't allow the general public to view, but I'm sure someone of your particular predilections will find them most fascinating. Just through the curtain. Watch your step! It's quite dark in there.

"Here they are. Allow me to present to you, my fearless friend, the most horrendous pair of freaks living today: The Insane Clown Posse!

"Careful, my friend. They're in that cage for a reason, but don't worry; you're perfectly safe here with me. Shocking, aren't they? And yet, you haven't witnessed a tenth of the horror, believe me.

"Why yes, they wear that clown makeup all the time. A bit disconcerting, perhaps, but admit it: you would have thought them clowns anyway, would you not? Inner city hoodlums, hardly worth the attention of someone of your stature, but they are more than happy to entertain you. What do they do? They're performers of a most bizarre nature. They take the horrors they have lived and twist them into demented lyrics and horrid music. Oh no, I will not have them perform for you. I would not think to submit someone of your distinction to their madness.

"Oh yes, they are quite mad.

"For instance, notice all the empty Faygo bottles littering their cage. It's all they will drink. It reminds them of the ghetto hell from which we took them. However, they don't drink all of it. They take great delight in dousing innocent bystanders in the sticky soda. Don't worry, sir, I'll make absolutely sure your expensive Italian suit remains unbesmearched.

"Also, their obvious mad state has led them to believe that this entire Carnival exists to punish the wicked and pull souls into Hell. Ridiculous, isn't it? We all know sin is never punished. Right?

"They seem to be staring at you? It's a trick of the light, I assure you.

"Well, were they not all I said? I hope you enjoyed the show. What is that, you say? You will not leave until you have heard them perform? My, you are the daring soul! Are you sure that's what you want? Very well, we are here to please. Just step up to the cage, and you'll witness the show of your life!

"Don't worry. The cage isn't unlocked.

THE CAGE HAS NO LOCK.......................